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by **insanehippie** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 10:41 pm

Mungman wrote:I whole bottle of yaeger and a twelve pack of PBR I am on drunkards island. by the way i got unofficially fired from best buy today. I am shunned and shall be forced to enter the world of Ukraps.

You will always have the forum.
Are you going to Brandon's bday thingie at Mars?
I'll be there later tonight.

by **kristar** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 3:47 pm

i think that i may be posting here later tonight, so forgive anything that i say. i am going drinking at marissa's tonight.

happy easter everyone!

by **Ronquistador** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 10:17 am

It's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the lowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer elimates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

by **insanehippie** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 12:51 pm

insanehippie wrote:
Mungman wrote:I whole bottle of yaeger and a twelve pack of PBR I am on drunkards island. by the way i got unofficially fired from best buy today. I am shunned and shall be forced to enter the world of Ukraps.

You will always have the forum.
Are you going to Brandon's bday thingie at Mars?
I'll be there later tonight.

Brandon,
I went down to Shockoe Bottom, traffic was horrible, and I think the BET Kings Dominion after party shootout was going on. Going from 12th Street to 25th Street on Main Street took about 30 minutes. Richmond City, VA Capitol Police, and VCU Cops were all down there. Morons were in the middle of the road talking with people in the car. Masses of people standing on the corner, once I found a way out, I drove back home. Screw that shit. It better not be that crowded on Wednesday nights.

-Jesse

by **insanehippie** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 12:52 pm

glitter_dawl wrote:i think that i may be posting here later tonight, so forgive anything that i say. i am going drinking at marissa's tonight.

happy easter everyone!

Drinking + Women = Fun.
Post pictures. heheheehehe

by **insanehippie** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 12:53 pm

Ron Sensei wrote:It's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the lowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer elimates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

YES!

That is the Cliff Claven (from Cheers, the Mailman) "Buffalo Theory" on drinking! Cheers!

by **QueenKappa** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 6:46 pm

Ron Sensei wrote:"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the lowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer elimates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Yes, but which ones are the "lowest" brain cells?

by **kristar** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:45 pm

ok so i was too drunk to post last night. i thought that i had fallen asleep in this really tiny ass bed in marissa's basement but when i woke up this morning i was in my own. apparently i called my mom to drive out into the boonies and get me at about 2am this morning and she did. i came home, passed out in my own bed, and woke up still drunk at 9am.

i fell on a bunch of pointy rocks while hammered and now im all cut up and battered and bruised. dammit.

by **kristar** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 12:58 am

oi am fucking DURNK... rmeind me never again to go and drink with thre guys and no girls... all they do is stare at my "hgue guns" fucking perverst/ they're cool guys though

mmm coronaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by **QueenKappa** » Sat May 08, 2004 9:51 pm

soooo druuuuunk........

Dean's gone so i'm drinking so i can sleep and hopefully not have a night terror (they suck) all i have left before i graduate is pass my monday exam, my tuesday exam, my thursday exam, write my senior design final report, finish my circuits take home test (due monday), start and finish my statistics project i've had all semester to do, and talk my CAE prof into letting me do some last-minute extra credit to make up for all the homework i haven't done. Woo!

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