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Paris Hilton Gets Paid $200,000 To Wave

Postby winter » Wed May 24, 2006 10:11 pm

http://darkhat.blogspot.com/2006/05/...0-to-wave.html

The NY Post has confirmed that Paris Hiltom made $200,000 for riding by in a boat and waving at a Cannes charity event on Saturday. And people are saying she was paid $1 million to show up for a similar event in Vienna a short time ago.

Paris had this to say about the $200,00 wave: "All I had to do was wave, like this," she said, imitating Queen Elizabeth II's stately palm swivel.

It's times like this that I seriously consider suicide, or sniping important political figures from strategically designed spots throughout the United States. I work my ass off - mostly masturbating - but it's just a shame that people can stoop to this level. Obviously, I had similar experiences, but instead of my hand, I pulled out my cock. And instead of waving in public, I masturbated in public. And instead of $200,000, I got 200 hours of community service.
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Postby Ronquistador » Thu May 25, 2006 10:57 am

DAMN! i need THAT bitches life'

its the first white trash gutter skank ho to make a slaying by appearing after having a mediocre home porn video made
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Postby ajv099 » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:45 am

DAMN.. I knew she was a whore, but....

Oh, wait. You said WAVE, not get laid.... My bad...
Never have I been so insulted as the time someone called me..... normal.

I con't concider myself short....
I see it as boobs-eye view of the world. :twisted:
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Postby Ronquistador » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:01 pm

she gets paid to wave and make appearances


she fucks for free

im sure her cavern has enough acidic buildup to burn right through ANY profilactic

even SHE cant resist the itch.....

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she even rocks birth control nicarete patch style on her ass
and she JUST recently started smoking and proclaims to love it and find it sexy...i doubt she would be trying to quit already....
she prolly cant inhale without couging yet....
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Re: Paris Hilton Gets Paid $200,000 To Wave

Postby IBM Research [Bot] » Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:01 pm

winter wrote:http://darkhat.blogspot.com/2006/05/...0-to-wave.html

The NY Post has confirmed that Paris Hiltom made $200,000 for riding by in a boat and waving at a Cannes charity event on Saturday. And people are saying she was paid $1 million to show up for a similar event in Vienna a short time ago.

Paris had this to say about the $200,00 wave: "All I had to do was wave, like this," she said, imitating Queen Elizabeth II's stately palm swivel.

It's times like this that I seriously consider suicide, or sniping important political figures from strategically designed spots throughout the United States. I work my ass off - mostly masturbating - but it's just a shame that people can stoop to this level. Obviously, I had similar experiences, but instead of my hand, I pulled out my cock. And instead of waving in public, I masturbated in public. And instead of $200,000, I got 200 hours of community service.


You're a bit creepy man.
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Postby winter » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:39 pm

Am Not!
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Postby ajv099 » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:02 pm

That's right. Winter's a LOT creepy.
Never have I been so insulted as the time someone called me..... normal.

I con't concider myself short....
I see it as boobs-eye view of the world. :twisted:
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Postby PugLuv83 » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:56 am

BLAH- Guys doing "guy stuff" isn't creapy.

Nothing wrong with wanting to share the joy of orgasm with others. :twisted:

Maybe they are just jealous they have to be alone while doing suck things, what do you think, Winter?

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Postby Ronquistador » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:08 am

PugLuv83 wrote:BLAH- Guys doing "guy stuff" isn't creapy.

Nothing wrong with wanting to share the joy of orgasm with others. :twisted:

Maybe they are just jealous they have to be alone while doing suck things, what do you think, Winter?

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