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Ron is a ::sings like prince!!:: sexy mother fucka!!!

sexy mutha fucka shakin that ass - shakin that ass!!!
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oh yeah :wink:
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he needs to jus' shut up n' fuck me!!!
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Postby Brutuss » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:53 am

holy shit! - STUMPY the wonder NUB!!!
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Postby post climactic glow » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:41 pm

OMG. That's almost non-existant. But somehow cute like a little turtle or something. Like a baby one with big balls.
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I'm looking to catch something that you treat with head and whiskey.
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Postby Village Drunk » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:44 pm

post climactic glow wrote:OMG. That's almost non-existant. But somehow cute like a little turtle or something. Like a baby one with big balls.


He must have other skills becuase I not to sure any women would be satisfied with something that small.
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Postby insanehippie » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:05 pm

post climactic glow wrote:OMG. That's almost non-existant. But somehow cute like a little turtle or something. Like a baby one with big balls.


It's cute in a Corky the Retard way. The girl with the lazy eye and the gimpy leg will most likely have a better chance at getting laid than the man with the turtle dick.

heheeheheheehhe
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Postby insanehippie » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:06 pm

The Poll wrote:Ron is a ::sings like prince!!:: sexy mother fucka!!!
oh yeah :wink:


And it was a sarcastic wink.
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Postby post climactic glow » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:02 pm

insanehippie wrote:
post climactic glow wrote:OMG. That's almost non-existant. But somehow cute like a little turtle or something. Like a baby one with big balls.


It's cute in a Corky the Retard way. The girl with the lazy eye and the gimpy leg will most likely have a better chance at getting laid than the man with the turtle dick.

heheeheheheehhe
This is classic.


Jesse, dammit....stop talking about me. I can't help my lazy eye or that one of my legs is shorter than the other one. I'm just glad my mother didn't name me Eileen. :?

I wonder what a real turtle dick looks like. I better ask Jodax. I'm sure she has info on this.
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I'm looking to catch something that you treat with head and whiskey.
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Postby Brutuss » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:17 pm

post climactic glow wrote:OMG. That's almost non-existant. But somehow cute like a little turtle or something. Like a baby one with big balls.


i dont know whether to point and laugh or chop the bitch off, put a hook through it and go bass fishin'
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Postby Ronquistador » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:40 pm

micro penis! w00t!

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