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Gypsy Drug
4
19%
Glitter
6
29%
Jodax
2
10%
Ginny - Grushdeva
2
10%
Dazed
1
5%
Trisha
2
10%
Someone else not metioned (excluding Ron). Write In...
4
19%
 
Total votes : 21

Postby phyre » Fri Jul 09, 2004 8:13 am

Mungman wrote:Little boys can be so irritating

Yeah but without us who would priest have to let loose their primal sexual frustration.


Priest on Nun action, oh yeah! Now there's a fetish if I've ever heard one...
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Postby Mungman » Fri Jul 09, 2004 11:08 pm

Priest on Nun action, oh yeah! Now there's a fetish if I've ever heard one...

Yeah theyve found tunnels in France linking nunneries and Monasteries dating back to the 7th century AD with bed chambers aligning the tunnels. Guess Chaucer and the Decameron werent full of shit huh?
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Postby phyre » Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:06 am

Mungman wrote:Priest on Nun action, oh yeah! Now there's a fetish if I've ever heard one...

Yeah theyve found tunnels in France linking nunneries and Monasteries dating back to the 7th century AD with bed chambers aligning the tunnels. Guess Chaucer and the Decameron werent full of shit huh?



Damn... No wonder priests go after little kids. Their forefathers had nuns to do it with, now these guys only have little boys...
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Postby Mungman » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:01 am

Damn... No wonder priests go after little kids. Their forefathers had nuns to do it with, now these guys only have little boys...

I blame the lics themselves half their problems would go away with a little more fucking.
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Postby Ronquistador » Sun Jul 18, 2004 11:50 pm

they must have figured that lil kids could have been "awed" by thje power of God into keeping their mouths shut
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Postby Brutuss » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:22 pm

damn - alot of candidates there

gimme some time to flex my skillz - im so fuckin fresh i think ill bloody a mess today - nah - im just kind'n

but fa'skrilla - who is these people?
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Postby post climactic glow » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:35 pm

Brutuss wrote:damn - alot of candidates there

gimme some time to flex my skillz - im so fuckin fresh i think ill bloody a mess today - nah - im just kind'n

but fa'skrilla - who is these people?


I'm not on there but my name is Post Climactic Glow. You can call me Amy if you like, that is my birth name. I vote for Jodax. She is my sex queen.....






well, until that time I gave her crabs. She really hates that.
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Postby Brutuss » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:46 pm

yeah - crabs suck unless you throw them bitches in a pot and cook em up right

snowcrab legs? nah - crablouse legs! yum yum fuckin yum yummy

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Postby Village Drunk » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:54 pm

post climactic glow wrote:
Brutuss wrote:damn - alot of candidates there

gimme some time to flex my skillz - im so fuckin fresh i think ill bloody a mess today - nah - im just kind'n

but fa'skrilla - who is these people?


I'm not on there but my name is Post Climactic Glow. You can call me Amy if you like, that is my birth name. I vote for Jodax. She is my sex queen.....

I can't decide between Glitter_Dawl(Boobs is so hypnotic) or PCG(You could be Bjork twin). Then there jesse but he in the best male forum contest.




well, until that time I gave her crabs. She really hates that.
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Postby Beezus » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:13 pm

is this thing still going? geeze, let it die already.
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