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Postby Freeze » Wed May 26, 2004 12:29 pm

One of my favourites is

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy."
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Postby phyre » Wed May 26, 2004 9:30 pm

Freeze wrote:One of my favourites is

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy."


Hmm... I like that one
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Ghadaffi calls it quits in Dictatorship job.

Postby insanehippie » Mon May 31, 2004 12:12 am

Moammar Ghadaffi ("Leader" of Libya) to Italian PM Berlusconi: "I will do whatever the Americans want, because I saw what happened in Iraq, and I was afraid."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... /wun04.xml

Peace Through Strength wins against eternal appeasement. Saddam is captured, Uday and Qusa Hussein's bodies are rotting in the ground, and their souls are inhabiting a freshly dug layer of hell, with space left over for dear old dad.

Ghadaffi is another achievement of the policies of President Bush, no matter what his detractors wish to falsely believe.

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Postby Pink » Mon May 31, 2004 1:14 am

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"Once you put your hand to the plow, you can't put it down until you get to the end of the row." Alice Paul 1885 - 1977 - National Woman's Party

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Dems say the damndest things...

Postby insanehippie » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:42 pm

Say No To War (except when a Democrat is in office)

7. "Iraq is a long way from here, but what happens there matters a great deal here. For the risks that the leaders of a rogue state will use nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons against us or our allies is the greatest security threat we face." - Madeline Albright, Feb 18, 1998

6. "He will use those weapons of mass destruction again, as he has 10 times since 1983." - Sandy Berger, Feb 18, 1998

5. "We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country." - Al Gore, Sept 23, 2002

4. "We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction." - Ted Kennedy, Sept 27, 2002

3. "In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapon stock..." - Hillary Clinton, Oct 10, 2002

2. "...the threat of Saddam Hussein with weapons of mass destruction is real." - John Kerry, Jan 23, 2003

1. "If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear. We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's weapons of mass destruction program." President Bill Clinton, Feb 17 1998

These quotes are from the same Demoncats that have called President Bush a liar because he agreed with them that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
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Postby Mungman » Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:05 pm

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Hey wrack the ACLU for all there shitty cases but give those fuckers credit for all those cases that didnt happen because they existed.
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Some of my favorite Ronald Reagan quotes

Postby insanehippie » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:48 pm

Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose."
- Ronald Reagan

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
- Ronald Reagan

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so."
- Ronald Reagan

"Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was too strong."
- Ronald Reagan

"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."
- Ronald Reagan

"The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination."
- Ronald Reagan

"Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."
- Ronald Reagan

"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."
- Ronald Reagan

"The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program."
- Ronald Reagan

"I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting."
- Ronald Reagan

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."
- Ronald Reagan

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
- Ronald Reagan

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."
- Ronald Reagan

"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.
- Ronald Reagan
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Postby winter » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:54 am

Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington DC. 20591


Dear Sirs,

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
and at the same time getting our airline industry back
on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to
look at naked women we should replace all of our
female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every
businessman in this country would start flying again
in hope of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings would end
and the airline
industry would have record sales.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to
do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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Bacon and baseball bats

Postby insanehippie » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:26 pm

winter wrote:Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington DC. 20591


Dear Sirs,

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
and at the same time getting our airline industry back
on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to
look at naked women we should replace all of our
female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every
businessman in this country would start flying again
in hope of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings would end
and the airline
industry would have record sales.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to
do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton


That's great! Here's a little addition to that plan.

Have strippers with strips of bacon on their g-strings and one baseball bat for every passenger on the plane.

That would stop Habib, Mohammed, Mohammad, and Mohammod from taking over an airplane. Simple handguns don't work well in close quarters when everyone on the airplane has enough baseball bats to crack your skull seven ways to sunday.

And any crispy bacon would keep those terrorist fucks from seeing their 72 virgins or whatever sick reward they believe in.

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Postby -- Brando -- » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:08 am

"Annual drug deaths: tobacco: 395,000, alcohol: 125,000, 'legal' drugs: 38,000, illegal drug overdoses: 5,200, marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war?" -- William A. Turnbow

"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of State and corporate power." --Benito Mussolini

"I have the greatest admiration for your propaganda. Propaganda in the West is carried out by experts who have had the best training in the world — in the field of advertizing — and have mastered the techniques with exceptional proficiency ... Yours are subtle and persuasive; ours are crude and obvious ... I think that the fundamental difference between our worlds, with respect to propaganda, is quite simple. You tend to believe yours ... and we tend to disbelieve ours." --Soviet correspondent based five years in the U.S.

"If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels." --Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened." --Sir Winston Churchill

"Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws." --Amschel Mayer Rothschild

"The average man's love of liberty is nine-tenths imaginary. It takes a special sort of man to understand and enjoy liberty -- and he is usually an outlaw in democratic societies." -- H.L. Mencken

"The illusion of freedom [in America] will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater." --Frank Zappa

"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." --Thomas Jefferson

"The real danger is the gradual erosion of individual liberties through automation, integration, and interconnection of many small, separate record-keeping systems, each of which alone may seem innocuous, even benevolent, and wholly justifiable." --U. S. Privacy Study Commission, 1977

"The real rulers in Washington are invisible and exercise power from behind the scenes." --Justice Felix Frankfurter (1882-1965) U.S. Supreme Court Justice

"The ruling class has the schools and press under its thumb. This enables it to sway the emotions of the masses." --Albert Einstein

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and thus clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." --H.L. Mencken

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