The Roo Roo Joke

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The Roo Roo Joke

Postby insanehippie » Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:55 pm

"Roo Roo" Can best be explained by this joke:

An airplane crash lands in the jungle, and the three survivors are knocked unconscious and taken to the jungle's tribal chief.

When they awaken they are standing in front of a group of tribesmen, and the chief says as punishment for tresspassing in their sacred lands they are given a choice, and after the punishment is dealt they will be free to go.

The first man is led off away from the other two guys, and is asked between the choice, of "Roo Roo or death". The first man picks Roo Roo, since he knows he doesn't want to die. His pants are pulled off and they bend him down and shove a stick a few inches around, wrapped in dirty rusty barbed wire up his ass a few times. He yells in pain, and the other two guys hear faint screams of pain. After a few minutes of pain and bleeding he is led back to the group, walking ever so slowly and still wincing everytime he take a step.

The second man is led away from the group, and is asked the same choice, "Roo Roo or Death" and he picks Roo Roo once again, since he knows that even Roo Roo is better than death. And now the second man is led away, just as the first guy, they do the Roo Roo deed and faint screams are heard by the two remaining men. When the second guy comes back he talks to the third guy.

The third and final man is led away from the group and gets the same choice as before, "Roo Roo or Death", and defying tradition he picks death. They tear off his pants and the tribal chief announces "So be it, DEATH BY ROO ROO."

That is the Roo Roo Joke.

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Postby Ronquistador » Wed Oct 22, 2003 6:56 pm

yeah...its mah fav 8)
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Postby -- Brando -- » Mon Oct 27, 2003 7:13 pm

This joke is the axis around which the universe that is our Forum revolves.
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Postby Ronquistador » Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:58 pm

more than that

this joke be the words of our lord and savior...jebus son of bob
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Postby Jean » Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:40 am

crash_reborn wrote:jebus son of bob


...DARE YOU STEAL MY WORDS?! lol how rude :p
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Postby Ronquistador » Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:27 pm

...words...

they are words....
do you think you are the first to say em?


lol

and even then did i say they were mine???

it was a joke...and i didnt want to offend anyone by saying

our lord and savior jesus christ....

that may have been a bit too sacreligious for some people...i dunno...

so i lightened it up a bit...
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Postby -- Brando -- » Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:18 pm

crash_reborn wrote:...words...

they are words....
do you think you are the first to say em?


lol

and even then did i say they were mine???

it was a joke...and i didnt want to offend anyone by saying

our lord and savior jesus christ....

that may have been a bit too sacreligious for some people...i dunno...

so i lightened it up a bit...


Well if you're not gonna be sacreligious then I think I will .. -ahem-

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Postby Ronquistador » Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:22 pm

god is a form of control
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Postby MusicFreak_15 » Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:57 pm

that is one gruesome joke dude.... :shock:
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Postby Ronquistador » Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:11 pm

lol...tis the word of god...let it be written
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