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Postby ajv099 » Tue Nov 11, 2003 9:36 pm

-- Brando -- wrote:
phyre wrote:You should hear his rants about NyQuil :lol:


I LOVE NyQuil ! I love it I love it I love it I love it .. ! I love the name itself .. capital "N", little "y", BIG FUCKIN' "Q" ! THERE'S a marketting technique for ya, put a HUGE FUCKIN' "Q" on the bottle. People will drink it, get high and be like "THE Q IS TALKIN' TO ME, MAN !"

We've gotten to that point where the over the counter drugs are stronger than anything you can get on the streets. On the bottle it says "MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS" .. it SHOULD say, "DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKIN' PLANS, KISS YOUR FAMILY GOODBYE!" I drank the NyQuil 5 years ago I just came outta the coma tonight before the show started, ok ?! Klaus Fonbula was sitting over my bed saying "Denis wake up ! There's something wrong with Sonny, wake up !"

NyQuil is the secret for all you 12 step recovery program people out there.. it's the 13th fuckin' step ! You can drink it .. over the counter !

Are you high ..? NO I have a cold .. same cold I've had for 2 years just can't seem to shake it .. I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green .. Merry Fuckin' Christmas !




Don't ask folks .. I've probably listened to that cd more times that I've taken breaths in my life. I don't think all of that up there is in order, but that's his basic rant on NyQuil.


There's a part about the flavors... something like all these cold syrups are going with orange and cherry flavors in attempt to relive youth, but not NyQuill. Oh, no. Same green death flavor it's always been. You take a hit and are like "This stuff tastes like" and BAM you're in a coma. All he said was "This stuff taste like" and then he passed out.

I know that that's not exactly how it goes, but fairly close.
Never have I been so insulted as the time someone called me..... normal.

I con't concider myself short....
I see it as boobs-eye view of the world. :twisted:
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Postby -- Brando -- » Tue Nov 11, 2003 9:55 pm

NyQuil has stayed true throughout the years. All these other medicines are doing this thing where they're like "We know there's a little child in you so we have cherry and orange flavor" .. NOT NyQuil ! They still go the ol' GREEN-DEATH fuckin' flavor.
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Postby PugLuv83 » Fri Nov 14, 2003 1:57 pm

Right, so Brando....

Mr. Medication....

What can I take that will knock me out?

Just knock me out - nuthing else?

What is your godly advice?

:?
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Postby -- Brando -- » Fri Nov 14, 2003 2:52 pm

Grushdeva_Is_Sweet wrote:Right, so Brando....

Mr. Medication....

What can I take that will knock me out?

Just knock me out - nuthing else?

What is your godly advice?

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Two or 3 Tylenol PM on an empty stomach.
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Postby PugLuv83 » Fri Nov 14, 2003 7:34 pm

-- Brando -- wrote:
Grushdeva_Is_Sweet wrote:Right, so Brando....

Mr. Medication....

What can I take that will knock me out?

Just knock me out - nuthing else?

What is your godly advice?

:?


Two or 3 Tylenol PM on an empty stomach.


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Postby Ronquistador » Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:08 pm

i was gonna buy her some this morn - she told me no - cause she was affraid she had taken too much other meds - she wouldnt listen to me

and bout 5 or 6 of them bitches will get you high...
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Postby PugLuv83 » Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:38 pm

Naaaww....

I wasn't afraid to take to many pills....

I was worried that if I took meds to put myself to sleep early in the day I wouldn't wake up in time for work, thought the bitch sent me home early anyway...

And besides, if I slept today, I wouldn't tonight....

It's just the way my body works.


It's really nice of all of you guys to incourage me to take medicine for a purpose other than their intended use....

LOL :wink:
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Postby -- Brando -- » Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:10 pm

Grushdeva_Is_Sweet wrote:Naaaww....

I wasn't afraid to take to many pills....

I was worried that if I took meds to put myself to sleep early in the day I wouldn't wake up in time for work, thought the bitch sent me home early anyway...

And besides, if I slept today, I wouldn't tonight....

It's just the way my body works.


It's really nice of all of you guys to incourage me to take medicine for a purpose other than their intended use....

LOL :wink:


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Postby PugLuv83 » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:19 pm

lol

Sorry, are we taking advantage of your pharmaceutical expertise?

lol
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Postby -- Brando -- » Sat Nov 15, 2003 6:39 am

Grushdeva_Is_Sweet wrote:lol

Sorry, are we taking advantage of your pharmaceutical expertise?

lol


No. I enjoy using legal things to corrupt the youth. 8)
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