-- Brando -- wrote:phyre wrote:You should hear his rants about NyQuil
I LOVE NyQuil ! I love it I love it I love it I love it .. ! I love the name itself .. capital "N", little "y", BIG FUCKIN' "Q" ! THERE'S a marketting technique for ya, put a HUGE FUCKIN' "Q" on the bottle. People will drink it, get high and be like "THE Q IS TALKIN' TO ME, MAN !"
We've gotten to that point where the over the counter drugs are stronger than anything you can get on the streets. On the bottle it says "MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS" .. it SHOULD say, "DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKIN' PLANS, KISS YOUR FAMILY GOODBYE!" I drank the NyQuil 5 years ago I just came outta the coma tonight before the show started, ok ?! Klaus Fonbula was sitting over my bed saying "Denis wake up ! There's something wrong with Sonny, wake up !"
NyQuil is the secret for all you 12 step recovery program people out there.. it's the 13th fuckin' step ! You can drink it .. over the counter !
Are you high ..? NO I have a cold .. same cold I've had for 2 years just can't seem to shake it .. I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green .. Merry Fuckin' Christmas !
Don't ask folks .. I've probably listened to that cd more times that I've taken breaths in my life. I don't think all of that up there is in order, but that's his basic rant on NyQuil.
There's a part about the flavors... something like all these cold syrups are going with orange and cherry flavors in attempt to relive youth, but not NyQuill. Oh, no. Same green death flavor it's always been. You take a hit and are like "This stuff tastes like" and BAM you're in a coma. All he said was "This stuff taste like" and then he passed out.
I know that that's not exactly how it goes, but fairly close.