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Mascot Poll

1-Stapley the Angry Stapler
2
25%
2-Management Massage
2
25%
3-Gnasher the Whacking Dragon
0
No votes
4-Minimum Wage Wayne
0
No votes
5-InsaneHippie.net Board Member
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No votes
6-Capital Avenger Punishment
3
38%
7-Butt Plug Thing
0
No votes
8-Jimmy Buffet's Pool Boy
1
13%
 
Total votes : 8

Vote for New Work Morale Mascot!

Postby Beezus » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:01 pm

Time to vote for a new mascot to cheer you up at work. Please review each choice carefully, they're listed by number and description. Have fun!

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Postby Mungman » Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:45 pm

the other ones are fun but the stapler had to be the one
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Postby insanehippie » Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:51 pm

I like the manager's catch phrase! This is great
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Postby jodax » Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:40 pm

They're all hideously scary.. thanks for the nightmares
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Postby Mo » Wed Jan 26, 2005 8:27 am

I voted for the management masage because the "Beatings will coninue..." phrase is an old favorite heard quite often in the Air Force. And also because the Margarita Man's straw outfit leaves me scared that something I dont want to see is going to be flopping about, being seen and quite possibly tainting margaritas.
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Postby post climactic glow » Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:24 am

I think I'm addicted to that mans, hmm, you know....
Motions aren't in the shape that emotions are.

I don't believe in energy if tension is too low.

If you really love something, then you have to let it go and endorse everything about it that attracted you to it in the first place. You have to treat it in the same way or you'll just suffocate and destroy it in the end if you don't.

I'm looking to catch something that you treat with head and whiskey.
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Postby PugLuv83 » Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:24 am

Wait didn't that last one imply that your employeer pay for the alcohol? :twisted:
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Postby heavymetal crickit » Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:57 pm

theres something about a stapler threatening me that seems apealing but i would like a margarita doodz
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Postby insanehippie » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:12 pm

I think the Kundakan "You will work" one is funny.

The margarita man scares me. Creepy Hawaiians giving out Mexican Margaritas.
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Postby heavymetal crickit » Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:24 pm

insanehippie wrote:I think the Kundakan "You will work" one is funny.

The margarita man scares me. Creepy Hawaiians giving out Mexican Margaritas.


I agree, them scary Hawaiians who smile too much handin me a Mexikana Margarita, I'll pass or maybe I wont (Hey Jesse what happened to your wu name? didnt like that i copied ya? the only reason i did it was so we can start the white boy wu tang clan)
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Step back before you're the next to get served
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