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What should I put up on the website?

The best porn movies of all time!
1
6%
Jesse's guide for women trying to attract Jesse.
3
17%
Science experiments featuring exgirlfriends and 12 volt car batteries.
1
6%
Gunslinging, for fun and profit!
0
No votes
Guerilla Journalism extortion (a la Michael Moore) to left wing nutjobs.
0
No votes
Getting what you want at the barrel of a gun!
0
No votes
Drug running strategies, and tips.
2
11%
Bum Fights, Richmond style!
5
28%
Heavy Drinking Illustrated.
4
22%
Start the "Church of the Saints of Hard Liquor and Drugs".
2
11%
 
Total votes : 18

Postby Village Drunk » Mon Apr 26, 2004 10:10 pm

Why is porn and heavy drinking not together? I mean there match made in heaven.
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Postby Mungman » Tue Apr 27, 2004 12:10 am

Heavy drinking bad. James get alcohol poisoning this weekend. by the way Had a great time at the party Boomstick. All you other proles missed seeing mungman so enebriated that he is still in recovery.
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Postby insanehippie » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:16 am

Village Drunk wrote:Why is porn and heavy drinking not together? I mean there match made in heaven.


If I put them together everyone would vote for that, and that wouldn't be an interesting poll.

That's like the whole Sex or Money question.
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Postby Village Drunk » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:28 pm

Money without a doubt.
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Postby QueenKappa » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:47 pm

insanehippie wrote:
Village Drunk wrote:Why is porn and heavy drinking not together? I mean there match made in heaven.


If I put them together everyone would vote for that, and that wouldn't be an interesting poll.

That's like the whole Sex or Money question.


What kind of sex are we talking about here? Is it hot 5-hour sex every day for the rest of my life, or anal roo roo sex?
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Postby insanehippie » Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:49 am

QueenKappa wrote:What kind of sex are we talking about here? Is it hot 5-hour sex every day for the rest of my life, or anal roo roo sex?


You're into anal roo roo sex?
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Postby phyre » Thu May 06, 2004 6:48 pm

QueenKappa wrote:What kind of sex are we talking about here? Is it hot 5-hour sex every day for the rest of my life, or anal roo roo sex?


I like the hot 5-hour sex every day for the rest of my life kind of sex... And I'll be willing to give it, too! :vamp:
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Postby kristar » Fri May 07, 2004 3:25 pm

woot! jesse!
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Postby phyre » Sun May 09, 2004 4:34 pm

glitter_dawl wrote:woot! jesse!


Wow... the girl in the avatar looks as pale as I am under camera flash...
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Postby Mo » Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:25 pm

I Voted for Heavy Drinking Illustrated

I can't wait for the swimsuit edition! Just imagine all the scantly clad women ab muscles all tight from the strain of repeated vomiting and dry heaving.
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