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What should I put up on the website?

The best porn movies of all time!
1
6%
Jesse's guide for women trying to attract Jesse.
3
17%
Science experiments featuring exgirlfriends and 12 volt car batteries.
1
6%
Gunslinging, for fun and profit!
0
No votes
Guerilla Journalism extortion (a la Michael Moore) to left wing nutjobs.
0
No votes
Getting what you want at the barrel of a gun!
0
No votes
Drug running strategies, and tips.
2
11%
Bum Fights, Richmond style!
5
28%
Heavy Drinking Illustrated.
4
22%
Start the "Church of the Saints of Hard Liquor and Drugs".
2
11%
 
Total votes : 18

Postby phyre » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:18 pm

Mo wrote:I Voted for Heavy Drinking Illustrated

I can't wait for the swimsuit edition! Just imagine all the scantly clad women ab muscles all tight from the strain of repeated vomiting and dry heaving.


That'll sell better than FHM's Cancun Crack Whore edition! :vamp:
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Postby insanehippie » Wed Dec 15, 2004 1:52 am

phyre wrote:
Mo wrote:I Voted for Heavy Drinking Illustrated

I can't wait for the swimsuit edition! Just imagine all the scantly clad women ab muscles all tight from the strain of repeated vomiting and dry heaving.


That'll sell better than FHM's Cancun Crack Whore edition! :vamp:

I liked the Cancun Slave Woman edition, Guadalupe can feed me grapes all day long. ;-)
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Postby Brutuss » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:17 am

i took bumfights - whats better than a hand to hand duel to the death for a half of a stale ass ham sam'mich, and maybe some spare change and one o' ya smolkasises
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Postby phyre » Sun Dec 19, 2004 1:32 am

Amen :twisted: :vamp:
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Postby Brutuss » Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:27 am

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