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Postby winter » Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:25 pm

Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.

Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.

Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old perv, and a 30 year-old woman?
A. A 30 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old perv dreams of fucking them.

Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving

Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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Postby Ronquistador » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:23 pm

What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan
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