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72 virgins in Heaven is punishment, not a reward!

PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:11 am
by insanehippie
72 virgins in Heaven is punishment, not a reward!

Mindless Self Promotion.

This design took me about a half an hour to tweak into the final product with help from Brando.

72 virgins = punishment

It's available in white, black and red shirt styles, along with a 10"w x 3"h bumper sticker.


Check it out and feel the crazy jihadi love.

-Jesse

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:10 am
by Ronquistador
72 virgins.... they didnt say if they were willing/wanting to lose that virginity....

how bout 72 that dont wanna lose till mariage and not a single one of them wanna marry you...rather "youre more like a brother to me"...

72 HAWT virgins that one let you hit it...

Islam

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:39 pm
by insanehippie
Ronquistador wrote:72 virgins.... they didnt say if they were willing/wanting to lose that virginity....

how bout 72 that dont wanna lose till mariage and not a single one of them wanna marry you...rather "youre more like a brother to me"...

72 HAWT virgins that one let you hit it...


This is the nutso tree of Islam we're talking about here. The religion that make otherwise cute women wear clothes that turn them into the Ghosts from Pac Man.

Give me an old porn star any day over 72 virgins in jihadi hell.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:57 am
by Ronquistador
there are so many ways it could be twisted into a bad thing.

72 of anything

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:18 am
by insanehippie
Ronquistador wrote:there are so many ways it could be twisted into a bad thing.


yes, hence my shirt! :-)

Even 72 bottles of liquor would get tiring after awhile, especially if you're the only one drinking.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:24 pm
by Ronquistador
...and just like 72 bottles.... 72 cherries wouldnt last forever

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:29 pm
by Ronquistador
Can you fathom all the "OUCH! THAT HURTS! OWWW! GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!" that would be goin on too?

boinkin virgins sucks