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Postby insanehippie » Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:21 pm

I'm sure some of y'all have seen this before, so I'll post it here anyway.

Check this out, it's crazy and I think the man is definately on to something.

http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/0 ... iracy.html

Read the whole thing then read the Part 2 here:

http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/0 ... er-up.html


After reading it, I think he's right.

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Postby Ronquistador » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:40 pm

LAWL.... Gatoraide = homoreoticism
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gatorade conspiracy?

Postby insanehippie » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:15 pm

Ronquistador wrote:LAWL.... Gatoraide = homoreoticism


Is it true that Gatorade glows in the dark under a blacklight?

It's on the commercials and that really freaks me out. I'm no fan of gatorade which is watered down kool aid with some salt.

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Postby Ronquistador » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:36 am

i believe specific "types" such as rain are photoreactive under black light

i personally LIKE alot of the comercials...such as the streetball game where the big dudes literally TEAR the court apart (surrounding buildings as well) in a 3 on 3

or the tennis one....

i woulda never thought of the cock thing.... but i do NOT agree that it makes it EASIER to grip because of "latent subconcious shape familiarity"

have you SEEN some of those bottles? if your cock is THAT big ...there are only a few women in the world youd be able to tag out...and you will find them on www.rotten.com and www.freakhole.com (Rotten = LOTS of gore and the occasional sexual interlude.... it is NSFW ... FreakHole IS a porn link so DO NOT CLICK......... it is simply added for emphasis on the point made above)...yes the ones penetrating themselves with 2L bottles and bowling pins....

and in terms of grip...anyone who has had gatorade when at sportsplay knows that when your sweaty hand meets the condensation on the bottle and label it is VERY HARD to keep a slip-free grip without having to crush in the bottle a bit....


maybe they are advocating brutal homoeroticism? Genital torture? Hey...i guess if youre both men you need to "suck it up and take it like a man, man!"


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