(The article linked here is gross, don't look at this if cuts, blood and the like make you sick...)
This year I’d like to write about dealing with the aftermath of something arguably foolish instead. As you know, last year I had magnets implanted in my fingertips in order to allow me to sense electromagnetic fields. While I’ve been very happy with them on the sensation end of things, as I left off with the last article, it appeared that one of the magnets had started to break down after its silicone coating was damaged by opening a pickle jar wrong (please read that original article first if you have not already).
http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20060401.html
What a dolt. Magnets won't help you sense electromagnetic fields, it will just ruin any computer or usb drive you get near. You also might damage microwave ovens and stupidly make airport scanners go off.
What a damned moron!
Too bad someone couldn't implant some sense into this 'tard.
-Jesse