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This is for those who have a story to tell and I have plenty so here's one.

I was at the supermarket, when I noticed a young lady struggling with her trolley. I'm a chivalrous sort in general, but I didn't want to intrude and possibly offend, or worse, freak her out, so I just kind of kept a subtle eye on her down each aisle to make sure she was okay.

Coincidentally, we found ourselves heading to the same checkout at the same time. Her trolley was really misbehaving (as they often do) and she actually managed to go left when she needed to head right and banged right into my trolley, which banged into my knee.

'Oh gee, I'm sorry' she gushed. I put on a brave face, and said stoically 'Hey, no biggie. In fact, its probably my bad karma, for trying to cut in front of a single lady at the checkout.'

She looked at me quizzically. 'How did you know I was single? Have you been quietly checking out my purchases?' She actually blushed a little, but the smile playing across her lips told me she was having some fun now, so I thought it was ok to be straight with her.

'Not at all. Its just that you're so ugly I cannot imagine you ever getting a boyfriend.'

winter wrote:This is for those who have a story to tell and I have plenty so here's one.

I was at the supermarket, when I noticed a young lady struggling with her trolley. I'm a chivalrous sort in general, but I didn't want to intrude and possibly offend, or worse, freak her out, so I just kind of kept a subtle eye on her down each aisle to make sure she was okay.

Coincidentally, we found ourselves heading to the same checkout at the same time. Her trolley was really misbehaving (as they often do) and she actually managed to go left when she needed to head right and banged right into my trolley, which banged into my knee.

'Oh gee, I'm sorry' she gushed. I put on a brave face, and said stoically 'Hey, no biggie. In fact, its probably my bad karma, for trying to cut in front of a single lady at the checkout.'

She looked at me quizzically. 'How did you know I was single? Have you been quietly checking out my purchases?' She actually blushed a little, but the smile playing across her lips told me she was having some fun now, so I thought it was ok to be straight with her.

'Not at all. Its just that you're so ugly I cannot imagine you ever getting a boyfriend.'

HAHAHAHAAHAHA! Good one!
You have the funniest jokes and stories!

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the
dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack
that Frenchman again.