This is for those who have a story to tell and I have plenty so here's one.
I was at the supermarket, when I noticed a young lady struggling with her trolley. I'm a chivalrous sort in general, but I didn't want to intrude and possibly offend, or worse, freak her out, so I just kind of kept a subtle eye on her down each aisle to make sure she was okay.
Coincidentally, we found ourselves heading to the same checkout at the same time. Her trolley was really misbehaving (as they often do) and she actually managed to go left when she needed to head right and banged right into my trolley, which banged into my knee.
'Oh gee, I'm sorry' she gushed. I put on a brave face, and said stoically 'Hey, no biggie. In fact, its probably my bad karma, for trying to cut in front of a single lady at the checkout.'
She looked at me quizzically. 'How did you know I was single? Have you been quietly checking out my purchases?' She actually blushed a little, but the smile playing across her lips told me she was having some fun now, so I thought it was ok to be straight with her.
'Not at all. Its just that you're so ugly I cannot imagine you ever getting a boyfriend.'