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Got a problem? Blame it on Ron...

Postby winter » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:56 pm

If we kill Ron, the problem of world hunger will go away.
Here are the figures to prove it:

• Every year 15 million children die of hunger.
• One in twelve people worldwide is malnourished, including 160 million children under the age of 5.
• The Indian subcontinent has nearly half the world's hungry people. Africa and the rest of Asia together have approximately 40%, and the remaining hungry people are found in Latin America and other parts of the world.
• In 1994 the Urban Institute in Washington DC estimated that one out of 6 elderly people in the U.S. has an inadequate diet.
• One out of every eight children under the age of twelve in the U.S. goes to bed hungry every night.
• Half of all children under five years of age in South Asia and one third of those in sub-Saharan Africa are malnourished.


Ron is JEWISH!

Ron emits more greenhouse gasses than all of the world's superpowers combined. This is largely due to the massive amounts of hairspray he uses. And flatulence.

Ron got me pregnant and won't pay for child support.

Ron likes Nickelback.

Ron has breast implants.

Ron was the cause of Hurricane Katrina. And that Tsunami in Asia.

The milk in my fridge has gone bad. This is likely Rons fault.

Ron found the cure to cancer.
And then ate it.

Ron made up the whole Mad Cow disease thing in a ploy to hoard all the beef for himself.

The continent of Atlantis was not lost. It was eaten by Ron.

Ron came up with the idea for Jar-Jar Binks and told Lucas he would be great for the new Star Wars movies.

Ron double dips chips. And he does it just to spread germs. He doesn't even like dip.

I once saw Ron pay a migrant worker full price for a job he could have outsourced for a third of the cost.

Ron tells kids there is no Santa Claus just to see them cry.

Ron had sex with everyone's mom and killed our fathers thus ending human existence after our generation has died out. He also stole the ladies fallopian tubes and our balls.

Ron started the Bird Flu after being told that a flight to Japan would cost extra because he would have to buy 2 seats instead of one due to his "extra large frame."

Ron appointed Mike Brown as the new head of FEMA.

Ron stole my childhood. Well, actually he ate it, but same difference.

Ron threw the Earth out of orbit, causing a meteorite to kill all the dinosaurs. No wait, that's Incorrect. Ron ate the dinosaurs.

Except for the brachiosauruses. His mom ate those.

He ended the ice age by making snow cones of the glaciers. And to flavor the snow cones he used the blood of puppies and kittens.

Ron directed, produced and starred in The Day After Tommorow 2: Fat People Trying To Walk On Ice

Ron chose not to destroy the ring.

Damn bastard ate it.

Ron betrayed Our Lord for thirty pieces of chicken (and a large Pepsi).

Ron forced Johnny Carson to retire.

Ron caused the holocaust, And ate his own people... What do you think the ovens in those camps were for?

Ron bankrupted Krispy Kreme. They simply could not afford to keep up.

Ron is the reason gay people are gay.

Ron's farts gave my aunt lung cancer
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Postby Ronquistador » Fri May 05, 2006 10:38 pm

Damn skippy!

they dont call me the Ronquistador for nuthin...

and i STILL aint payin you no child support...you werent even that good...asshat
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Postby Ronquistador » Fri May 05, 2006 10:38 pm

and i AM the reason gays are gay...

noone can resist my sexyness
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Postby winter » Sat May 06, 2006 11:53 am

My mom's guppies are having babies, and other fish are eating them.

Fucking Ron.
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Postby Ronquistador » Sun May 07, 2006 2:39 pm

I INVENTED CANNIBALISM, COCK KNOCKER!
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