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TimeCube.com is Godless Deity!

PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:11 am
by insanehippie
Rack your brain trying to make sense of this slop!

http://www.timecube.com/

Your father was a fish. You evolved from an egg laid in water, fertilized by a sperm fish swimming upstream - just as salmon swim up stream to fertilize female egg laid in the water. Maybe, you should worship a fish god.



YOU are the lowest form.
YOU can't procreate alone.
YOU destroyed the village.
YOU destroyed the family.
YOU destroyed childhood.
YOU destroyed naturalism.
YOU don't know the Truth.
YOU pitiful mindless fools,
YOU are educated stupid.
YOU worship cubeless word.
YOU are your own poison.
YOU create your own hell.
YOU must seek Time Cube.



And if you want to laugh your ass off go here:


1.
WELCOME TO THE LEARNING TRIANGLE YOU ARE ALL DUMBYS!
break the chains of IGNORANCE!!!
the SECRET OF LEARNING TRIANGLE!
http://www.somethingawful.com/learning_triangle/


2.
NINTENDO'S PORTABLE SIMULTANEOUS 4-PLAYER GAME CUBE
Sony evil is Microsoft worship.

http://pasareppu.fateback.com/joke/gamecube.html

3.
Wikipedia -- TimeCube
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube

This is just too funny not to post about.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:34 pm
by jodax
my brain is dying from the piss poor use of HTML, I haven't even gotten to the content yet.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:16 am
by Ronquistador
makee mee want vomit

PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:07 pm
by Cwew
Proof that not all the worlds insane are homeless, as this one is paying for a website so must function at least somewhat in society.

I don't know how you're supposed to read that crap. I read maybe the first paragraph, which was 8 pages long and gave up. There are so many mispellings as well it's sad.

Jesse, where do you dig up this shit? heh

PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:38 pm
by Ronquistador
dig? shit?

he digs it out his ass

where do I find this stuff?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:31 pm
by insanehippie
Cwew wrote:Proof that not all the worlds insane are homeless, as this one is paying for a website so must function at least somewhat in society.

I don't know how you're supposed to read that crap. I read maybe the first paragraph, which was 8 pages long and gave up. There are so many mispellings as well it's sad.

Jesse, where do you dig up this shit? heh


It's mostly internet jokes from places like somethingawful.com, i-mockery and ytmnd.com

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:47 pm
by Ronquistador
....goatse....we all know thats you dolan....

LOL

;)