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Do animals have souls?

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Postby winter » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:54 pm

I ran over a cat with my car last night. It didn't die on impact that I thought it would. I pulled over and jumped out to see. As I got nearer I could see it's leg still moving, almost as if it was trying to run away or something. It was so cute. So I started to poke it with my finger and it started making a meow noise. But not a normal meow noise, it was more like the kind of meow noise that a cat on it's last 9th life would make. I flicked it's ears with my fingers to see if it get mad. I think it did because it started to move it's head a little and the leg was running faster. I decided to go a minute or two after it stopped moving it's leg and shit started to come out of it's butthole. Ew, that was nasty. I went ahead and ran over it again when I left, just to make sure that the cat was dead. What a wonderful moment it was, oh yes. Almost magical. I turned the radio on and sing along with the songs the rest of the way home.
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Postby heavymetal crickit » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:39 pm

winter wrote:I ran over a cat with my car last night. It didn't die on impact that I thought it would. I pulled over and jumped out to see. As I got nearer I could see it's leg still moving, almost as if it was trying to run away or something. It was so cute. So I started to poke it with my finger and it started making a meow noise. But not a normal meow noise, it was more like the kind of meow noise that a cat on it's last 9th life would make. I flicked it's ears with my fingers to see if it get mad. I think it did because it started to move it's head a little and the leg was running faster. I decided to go a minute or two after it stopped moving it's leg and shit started to come out of it's butthole. Ew, that was nasty. I went ahead and ran over it again when I left, just to make sure that the cat was dead. What a wonderful moment it was, oh yes. Almost magical. I turned the radio on and sing along with the songs the rest of the way home.


That makes me wanna beat you into oblivion, you heartless queermonger, I always swerve cats and dogs among other animals but I did hit a deer a few nights after I got my new car and I thought I fuckin totalled it but alas to my delight I didnt have a lick of damage, someone up there was lookin out for me
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Drop the coins and send you to Charon.
I will have my vengeance
In this life or the next.
Well, I've got a sucker to punch
And a back to stab
A head to kick in
And a throat to toslit.
I've got a job to do
Harsh and unrepentant.
Step back before you're the next to get served
With some Southern hospitality.


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Postby winter » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:25 pm

Yeah, I made it up. Anyway, you got a car? Sweet! dude, I'm thinking about working as a repo man. remember? Repo? HAHAHAHA
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Postby Yodi » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:27 pm

I believe that deer would have been satisfied to have provided you venison and would have gone to deer heaven with bonus points for having sacrificed itself without damaging your car. We found one that had just been hit when we threw a newspaper route and I wished I'd had the nerve to put it in the back of the hundai and go to a processing plant. I was afraid it was really just stunned and would come to and kick the ever-lovin' everything out of that little compact car. That would have been painfully funny years later... I know it was really gone, totally venison, but I couldn't get past that fear...
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