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Postby Cwew » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:51 am

winter wrote:oh man about 10 years ago. *moment of silence* holy shit I'm 25. Anyway, when I was 15 years old I was in a truck with two of my friends. It was about a hundred degrees outside, VERY Hot and we had No AC so we had to roll down the windows. I remember all of us was sweating fearsomely. I had bought me a pepsi and was drinking it which made me feel so good inside. Then, after a moment or two of looking outside I decided to take another drink of my pepsi. I GRABBED THE WRONG DRINK! My friend Larry was a dip head and he had a pepsi bottle that looked just like mine, only it was his spit bottle. I grabed his spit bottle and I remember thinking, "Oh yeah" as I quickly downed TWO gulps. *chokes* just thinking about it is making me sick all over. The two gulps was two gulps of pure spit and dip. I fully swallowed the first gulp and halfway through the second gulp I started spitting up, spraying it all over the windshield. Then I started throwing up seconds later out the window. All this happened downtown so people was watching and omg it was the worst thing I think ever happened to me. But nah, I never got sick while drunk.


Something not so similiar happened to me. Well, I was drinking a Pepsi, during that scare when they were having hypodermic needles in the pepsi cans.. wee. Well, I was downing my pepsi when I felt something sharp lodge in my throat. So I grab my throat, dropping my pepsi and my mom looks over at me and I can't breathe and it hurts (like a knife stuck in your throat hurts). Well, I eventually cough / throw it up, whatever it was...see, I looked around and couldn't find it...and got in the car to go home.

About 5 minutes from my house I'm running my tongue over the back of my teeth, I had just got my braces removed so I did that a lot, and noticed the permanent retainer they had put in was missing.

Whoops, I swallowed it and it almost killed me. Lovely.

So they gave me a removable retainer after that, since I had managed to swallow the one they glued in, they didn't want to risk it a 2nd time.

And that's my "pepsi drinkin story"
--Christopher

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Postby insanehippie » Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:21 am

Winter's story is funny

Chris's sotry is good too

<Closin one eye>
Silightly seeing double
First time thjis has happene d in a loooooooooooong imet

Driving is easy, typign is hard cuz I'm focsusing on a small area. with lots of light.
Don't drink three gin an tonics (with sour apple) if itś 11:30am wehjn you start

3:21 am now.

Goo stories
Winters dip storiy is the funniest cuz I used to wrok construction and I'd see that stff day after day

</ Iĺl be sover sometime friday or satruday, or sunday >
Adios yáll.

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Postby insanehippie » Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:25 am

I was about thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisss close to falling out of my chair on yo my floor and buting my lip.

Bah.

get a sturdy chair for yur computer
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Give blood

Postby insanehippie » Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:19 am

unless you want to blow a 0.10 or higher don'tgive blood then go drinking

It'sno t good.

:_))))))))))

Feeling good, tho Im amazed how I got home. Don't drink a whiskey sour than a gin &* tonic then go driving.

It s niot good.

/drunk

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I've

Postby insanehippie » Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:22 am

I've posteeeed the last three stories in this thread.

I want others to write stories.

Do so or die...

Now! i tell you! say someething!
Bah!

Brando , winter, Chis, Jes osomeone?
Heloo.?

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Postby Ronquistador » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:20 pm

im at work right now...
i just got off lunch (6pm)...

i spent my lunch break trying to find the bottom of a 40 oz hurricane and oncee i fouind thati attacked 3 cans of beast that hads fallenr out of the case in thew back seet of the car over the lastr weeked

needless to say inm not really drunk but i am feelin a nice buzz...the joyousness of it all is that i am at work while experiencing it :)

EDIT: the typos are because im having to type fast an d flipflop between windows...im at work and TRYIN to do my job afterall ;)
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Postby Ronquistador » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:04 pm

just a lil tippsy at wrk ahain ...fuck you all and dont forget to go fuck yourselves
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Postby Ronquistador » Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:52 pm

just smoked some dank ass bud right a few secons ago...
bought it from my boy at $100(US) a 1/4 but trust me... we smoked up one bowl in the car and i dont think i was this high the 1st time i smoked... i now have windows media player pumpen KMKs Kottonmouth experience disk in and the visualizer that has the cool colors and shit is rollin and..lol ...i said rollin.... and looks sooo damn pretty - and it seems to change the way i see everything else... its blue right now and everything ELSE seems to have a blue tint to it... including me! ima smurf!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf.php


i have a bag o sunchips and a 12pack of soda...fine tunez....

damn i need a job...
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Postby insanehippie » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:21 am

Ron Sensei wrote:its blue right now and everything ELSE seems to have a blue tint to it... including me! ima smurf!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf.php


i have a bag o sunchips and a 12pack of soda...fine tunez....

damn i need a job...


I've always wondered, what color does a Smurf turn when you choke it?
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Postby Ronquistador » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:05 pm

Prolly purple....

<<<is currently baked
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